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Post by Amii on Aug 7, 2010 22:02:33 GMT -5
Here's how the game works. Everyone posts one sentence, and makes it as creative and wacky as possible. They should tie in with the last sentence but feel free to be as out there as possible. Ready? I'll start:
One day in the winter, Santa was walking down to the beach in a bright pink bikini that was 200 sizes too small for him.
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Post by Hannah on Aug 7, 2010 22:03:31 GMT -5
He came across a snow drift that was too deep for him, so he called to his pet penguin for help.
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Post by Amii on Aug 7, 2010 22:06:25 GMT -5
When his penguin came, it brought a furry clown dog with it that asked to have sex with Santa.
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Post by Hannah on Aug 7, 2010 22:08:34 GMT -5
Santa was so surprised he fell backwards and and landed in Narnia, wearing a yellow evening gown.
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Post by Amii on Aug 7, 2010 22:09:40 GMT -5
Lucy came and found him and tied him up to the lamppost for the witch to find.
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Post by Hannah on Aug 7, 2010 22:12:27 GMT -5
But Santa was so fat that the rope snapped, and he ran free, yelling triumphantly and waving his yellow dress like a flag.
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Post by 00button on Aug 7, 2010 22:13:29 GMT -5
But then, they all died.
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Post by Amii on Aug 7, 2010 22:14:04 GMT -5
(Naked?)
Santa ran into the beaver dam, waving his dress in the air, and when the beavers asked why he wanted inside of their home, he replied, "TWSS."
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Post by Hannah on Aug 7, 2010 22:15:26 GMT -5
(xDDDD)
The beaver hit Santa in the face with a frying pan.
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Post by Amii on Aug 7, 2010 22:16:11 GMT -5
The frying pan came to life and asked why it had to hit Santa because it's head hurt.
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Post by neddy on Aug 8, 2010 0:10:51 GMT -5
Santa was startled and he had a headache. So then he decided to fall asleep. The beavers carried him all the way to the Stone Table and left him for Aslan to finish off. They kept his gown as a table cloth.
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Post by Amii on Aug 8, 2010 0:16:35 GMT -5
(Neddy, you're supposed to make each post one sentence.)
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Post by Hannah on Aug 8, 2010 0:54:33 GMT -5
Suddenly, a random astronaut fell from the sky and landed on Santa.
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Post by Amii on Aug 8, 2010 10:19:38 GMT -5
The astronaut was actually an alien, and it said, "TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER."
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Ski
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Post by Ski on Aug 8, 2010 10:32:10 GMT -5
Santa said I AM THE LEADER and stared at the alien but then just died because it stunk of macaroni and cheese mixed with oscar the grouch.
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